Mathematics of Life
What do you honestly think?
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Teacher is a word called LIFE
It takes a teacher's life,
to make a school a home,
a place to be remembered,
no matter where we roam...
It takes a teacher's patience
to bring a student up right,
and their courage and cheerfulness
to make a dark day bright...
It takes a teacher's thoughtfulness
to mend the heart's deep hurts,
and their skill and endurance
to mend little hearts and souls...
It takes a teacher's wisdom
to recognize our needs,
and to give us reassurance
by their kind words and deeds..
And that is why in all this world,
there could not be another
who could fulfill God's purpose
as completely as a TEACHER!
God Bless You Teacher,
Today, Tomorrow... Always
Time can only add to
a teacher's kindness and worth..
And years can only prove
that you are the dearest one on earth..
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